>You return home one day to find your printed little J crying
>"What's wrong, J?"
>J looks up at you
>She extends her arms
>She is holding her wire tail
>The wire has snapped
>You take the tail off of her small resin hands
>You take the syringe stinger off and you slip it into a new wire
>You cut the wire down to size and the you pick J up
>She squirms in your grip a little
>"Hey what is going on back th-eep!"
>You shove the stingerless end up her rear hole
>You place the little printed DD down
>J sees that her tail is fixed
>"Thanks, boss. Now if you'll excuse me."
>J walks away holding her butt