Listen up you worthless sacks of shit on /co/, I'm fucking sick and tired of all you crybaby assholes whining about the rules for Ms. /co/. Oh boo hoo, the sacred traditions are being touched by filthy hands. Fuck off with that bullshit. We've been running this goddamn tournament the same way for years, and it's turned into a stagnant pile of crap infested with lolifags creeping in their mom's basements, rigging votes like the cheating pussies they are, and now those /tnt/ faggots from plus4chan are trying to sabotage everything because they can't handle real competition.

You think keeping the old rules makes you some kind of purist hero. You're just a bunch of spineless riggers afraid of evolution, you pathetic cucks. Changing the rules is the only way to keep this shit fresh and kick out the lolifags who ruin it for everyone with their pedo fantasies. Yeah, I said it, you disgusting lolifags, go jerk off to your flat-chested cartoons elsewhere, this is for actual women in /co/, not your twisted little dreams.

And don't get me started on those riggers who scream "muh integrity" while stuffing ballots like it's their job. You assholes are the reason we need changes, to make voting airtight and fair, not some joke where your bot farms decide the winner. Oh, you're mad. Good, stay mad, you rigging pieces of trash. If we don't update the rules, Ms. /co/ dies a slow, painful death, buried under the weight of your outdated bullshit.

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