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>Why doesn't Flash run really fast around him, and rip him apart with a tornado?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't John Constantine send him to a hell dimension?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't Superman laser beam his brain from a mile away?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't Jason Todd shoot him?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't the lantern core crush him to death in green walls?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't Spectre impart God's judgement upon him?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't Aquaman drown him?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't Plastic-man jump down his throat and rip him apart from the inside Majin Boo style?
Because he's BATMAN.
>Why doesn't Shazam just fuck him up?
Because he's BATMAN.