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"Now Now Lenny… or should I say Lenster… I'll call you Lenster Buddy. I know how much you love long john silvers… matter of fact it was sort of like a running gag in your circle, we love humor here don't we?"
Excel chuckles to himself while Lenard tried speaking but he made indecipherable noises from his melting skin, Excel is towering over him, and summons his star-shaped guitar
"You know… my favorite band is quite humorous actually, Ween they're called, they sort of influenced the first and only good 3 seasons of spongebob, you might've heard of them… actually you have, you made some good parodies that captured their early season essence which we all know was influenced by Ween's humor"
Lenny made incomprehensible bubbling noises in despair as Excel kept ranting about how modern spongebob doesn't have the charm it used to have and it was basically a shittier chowder that was defended by "nu-spongecacas" who "will eat anything as long as it has their favourite companies' branding on it" as mounted piles of long john silvers manifested from the void, the fried slop begin flying into his mouth as Excel begin playing "Fat Lenny" by Ween, perfectly capturing the Ween brothers' voice as Lenny's stomach began swelling up like a diaper full of shit
"FAT LENNY'S GONNA LICK MY BRAIN TODAY"
Suddenly the fish bones begin penetrating his swelling stomach and they begin telekinetically forming into a cross where Lenny is crucified on
"FAT LENNY DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYWAY"
(Cont.)