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I'm imagining Grace creating a new cetacean conservation program just to get the attention of the Wayne Foundation. She finally gets Bruce to come to a fundraiser as a guest speaker, and she just spends the whole time trying to see if he'd fuck her. She walks up to him while he's looking at a bunch of orcas in a big tank, and goes:
>B-beautiful, aren't they?
>Y-you'd like to take a killer whale home?!...Oh... as a pet... What?! Too much room for one?
>I-I mean, killer whales aren't... THAT big...! Maybe you could fit a... smaller one in your penthouse? Or... maybe it could live in the pool at your mansion if-if you really wanted it to...
>Or you could just... buy a reinforced bed for it...
>Y-y-yeah! Whales love sleeping in beds! But, uhh... only when their... "owners" sleep WITH them. FOR COMFORT, OF COURSE! Being embraced by big strong hands all night helps them... acclimate.
>I mean, I'm sure you'd much rather snuggle up with a supermodel every night, Mr. Wayne, but an orca weighs as much as TEN of those little heroin chic Barbies. It could lift twenty times what they could!
>Probably fucks like fifty of them too! It's happened before! Those marine animal trainers at SeaWorld get real freaky after hours!
>Oh, you'd rather... you're just gonna donate to the org? $2 million? That's... that's great...
>...You know, blubber is a great insulator! Fucking whale pussy is like a full-blown sweat lodge for your di.... yeah, I'll take a check.