TONIGHT, ON THE SPOOKY STREAM
We've had enough good stuff, so now it's time to stream something truly scary: Total Garbage! Are you brave enough to venture into the Bij lair. First we see our favorite whip-cracking hero save halloween. Then, in a show totally canon to Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad, we see a young Jimmy McGill fight a fart demon that possesses his nun teacher.
Tonight's first movie is about family. As Vin Diesel hunts down witches fast and furious. Our second movie is the best of all as Ice Cube watches an alien invasion from a zoom call, It's War of the Worlds!
Finally, check your male and white privilege at the door, because Velma is on the case! And then watch a bunch of obese hillbillies try and catch a Bigfoot that can hypnotise people. It's totally not fake!
Featuring some lovely music from TikTok and nice finger foods from lovely Chef Sausage. Join if you dare!