>>11273530
Granted. You also become a cute, fluffy monster girl and the Bondage-fu is used by an exotic pet dealer to kidnap you and sell you to a Arabian Sheikh. You join his harem and have many babies for him. You realize that this is karma for making a low-effort grant for a wish.

>>11273344
Granted. Instead of cats, this world has catgirls, and you're one of them. They mostly act like real cats. You don't have an owner, so you live outside, living off of whatever birds you can catch. You decide that you're bored with this and you want a house. You go on the prowl and find a single guy with his own house. One day when he gets back from work, you follow him into his house. He objects, but you ignore him and make yourself a sandwich in his kitchen. "I live here now," you say, mouth full of tuna.

There's nothing he can do. That's how the Cat Delivery Service works. Now he has a pet cat. You spend the days napping in sunbeams or watching tv. At night you cuddle up with him in bed.

When you're in heat, you don't let him leave the house. He has to work from home because you need him every couple of hours.

You've got food, a house, and a cock at your beck and call. Life is good.

> I wish I had the focus to finish my homework on time.