>Inch tall anon samurai goes to stop an oni from terrorising the regular sized folk
>oni just laughs and sits on him
>he slashes her butt
>oni cries
>he feels bad
>sniffling, she takes him out from under her ass
>”Now you know how it feels.”
>Crying oni nods
>Anon extends his tiny hand
>Oni pinches sword from other hand and yoinks it
>”huh-“
>blushing, oni shoves tiny anon up her butt
>squealing and giddy, goes to find somewhere far away so nobody can see what she’s gonna do to her cute little samurai
>the humans remember his noble sacrifice