>>11296199
You've got firm but large tits, and a genuine horsecock between your legs. your pretty, almost aristocratic face could charm anyone, and whether you keep it long or short, your hair is silky and has a certain volume to it. girls swoon over you, guys can easily overlook the extra package when they catch your smile, and you could almost say youve never felt more comfortable with existence...
but, of course, things cant be so easy. your balls are a time bomb. one every three or so hours (mercifully not when youre sleeping... yet) youll be hit with a completely dire need to empty your nuts, and have all of about thirty seconds to do so. As if that wasn't a big enough headache, your cock is particular. a warm hole is a must. luckily, youre the one girl you know whos got a detachable head... but good luck enjoying the theater or strolling around the park when you suddenly have to give yourself an emergency blowjob. What happens if you miss your deadline? a backfire. 10 IQ points, gone in an instant, and a permanent increase in libido to boot. the bright side? your cum is just about the tastiest thing in the world, according to everyone who's partaken.

>I wish kindness grew women's breasts and meanness shrunk them