>>11296096
Granted! You are a cute gyaru. You love flashy clothes with bright, often clashing colors. You're tan with bottle-blonde hair that's almost white. You have huge boobs that you love to show off and have a bouncy, bubbly personality. You give everyone a cute nickname and are generally well-liked.

Now the twist. I've been reading a lot of gyaru x otaku manga, so your twist is that you love nerdy guys. The nerdier the better. You're not nerdy yourself, in fact, you're fairly basic as far as your preferences go. But when you hear a guy go on an autistic rant about things like anime, video games, MTG, or Warhammer, you get super turned on. A skinny guy in glasses tells you about the order of the Fate series? You're going to feel tingles down below. He explains the plot of the Metal Gear series? You're getting wet. You're going to start touching yourself down below when he explains the tactics of his new commander deck. And if he starts summarizing the Horus Heresy to you, you're going to tackle him, rip off his pants, and pound that dick like it owes you money.

So, uh, are you free this Friday? Because I'd love to tell you about my new D&D campaign.

> I wish that women's breasts didn't cause them any pain or discomfort, no matter how big they get.