Anonymous
5/29/2025, 11:09:35 PM
No.11298977
>>11298289
Granted! Every woman within a ten mile radius of you who is at least 18 years old and has not yet reached menopause is in a constant state of wanting to have a baby. Even after giving birth they will only wait the minimum safe amount of time before trying to get pregnant again. So they will be having a baby every 10 months until they are too old to do it any more.
Because I'm a kind monkey's paw (at least to those who aren't making wishes on me), I'm going to make things easier for the subjects of your wish. All the women will suffer no health problems from giving birth. They will have sufficient emotional support from those around them. Things will work out so they have enough financial support for the tens of babies each one will have. Health care will be handled for them. They will have the energy to care for the gangs of children they're going to have to raise now. Their maternal instincts will rise so they will be loving mothers to all their children. I'll even make them wise enough to choose supporting partners.
Now the twist. Congrats! If you weren't a woman before, you are now! If you're over 18, I'm regressing it to 18. Since you are a woman within 10 miles of yourself, you've got the baby fever and always will. Don't worry, you'll find a good, supportive husband soon. Since any other woman can just move away from you but you can't, you're going to take the strongest brunt of your wish. I'm also going to give you late-onset menopause, so you're going to be fertile until you're sixty, giving you 42 years to have babies. Since you'll be getting pregnant every 10 months, that comes out to about 50 pregnancies! Your house is going to be packed to the rafters with babies and children. Don't worry, I know that isn't enough for you, so I'll make the chance of multiples ten times as likely for you! Isn't that great?
Granted! Every woman within a ten mile radius of you who is at least 18 years old and has not yet reached menopause is in a constant state of wanting to have a baby. Even after giving birth they will only wait the minimum safe amount of time before trying to get pregnant again. So they will be having a baby every 10 months until they are too old to do it any more.
Because I'm a kind monkey's paw (at least to those who aren't making wishes on me), I'm going to make things easier for the subjects of your wish. All the women will suffer no health problems from giving birth. They will have sufficient emotional support from those around them. Things will work out so they have enough financial support for the tens of babies each one will have. Health care will be handled for them. They will have the energy to care for the gangs of children they're going to have to raise now. Their maternal instincts will rise so they will be loving mothers to all their children. I'll even make them wise enough to choose supporting partners.
Now the twist. Congrats! If you weren't a woman before, you are now! If you're over 18, I'm regressing it to 18. Since you are a woman within 10 miles of yourself, you've got the baby fever and always will. Don't worry, you'll find a good, supportive husband soon. Since any other woman can just move away from you but you can't, you're going to take the strongest brunt of your wish. I'm also going to give you late-onset menopause, so you're going to be fertile until you're sixty, giving you 42 years to have babies. Since you'll be getting pregnant every 10 months, that comes out to about 50 pregnancies! Your house is going to be packed to the rafters with babies and children. Don't worry, I know that isn't enough for you, so I'll make the chance of multiples ten times as likely for you! Isn't that great?