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Granted! You are a cute latina with a sexy body. You have a hispanic accent, have a fiery temper, and love to dance.

For the twist, I'm giving you the Shakira "hips don't lie" curse. Every time you are dishonest, your hips and ass get bigger. Now, you might think "what's so bad about having a bigger ass?" Well, it's going to apply to EVERY time you are dishonest. Not just the big lies, but every little white lie will add to it. Also, internet piracy counts as dishonesty. So every show you stream without paying for, every pirated manga on mangadex, every pirated hentai on nhentai or 4chan, hell, every pirated short clip of a show on tiktok or youtube shorts that you watch is going to add to your prodigious hips and ass.

I hope it's worth it, being completely honest and living without pirated music or... aw, who are we kidding? You're not going to live without your free internet porn or anime. You're going to keep at it, and your ass and hips are going to get bigger and bigger. Until you have to go sideways through every doorway. Until your ass weighs 600 lbs by itself and you can barely move.

But hey, you're a sexy latina, just like you always wanted to be.

>I wish I got paid $100 usd every time I masturbated