Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:06:45 AM
No.11333929
>>11333239
Reporter: "And we're live at the white house.... here comes the president. Alright."
Donald J. Trump: "Okay, thank you very much. Today, I'd like to announce a new bill. It's great, very great even. It's called the T-uh.. T-S bill I believe? No, TFS bill. Great bill.
Starting tomorrow, all men in the united states will be transformed into girls. That's right. We're going to use a gimmick developed by the CIA to do this. Females will be turned into males. Males into females. It's gonna be fantastic!
Congress hasn't accepted the bill and all that yet, but- they're very supportive, so I'd say, the sooner we begin the better.
Ya gotta buy lots of new clothes, for your new shape. It's going to help the american industry. It's going to aid the fashion industry. No more imports. Buy amarican!
I've already put tariffs on shein, temu and such. No.
We're gonna make america great again, buy american.
.. W-what did you say?
There are only two genders, male and female. Just accept your new gender; its that simple. Anymore odd questions?"
What if, something like that ever happened?
Reporter: "And we're live at the white house.... here comes the president. Alright."
Donald J. Trump: "Okay, thank you very much. Today, I'd like to announce a new bill. It's great, very great even. It's called the T-uh.. T-S bill I believe? No, TFS bill. Great bill.
Starting tomorrow, all men in the united states will be transformed into girls. That's right. We're going to use a gimmick developed by the CIA to do this. Females will be turned into males. Males into females. It's gonna be fantastic!
Congress hasn't accepted the bill and all that yet, but- they're very supportive, so I'd say, the sooner we begin the better.
Ya gotta buy lots of new clothes, for your new shape. It's going to help the american industry. It's going to aid the fashion industry. No more imports. Buy amarican!
I've already put tariffs on shein, temu and such. No.
We're gonna make america great again, buy american.
.. W-what did you say?
There are only two genders, male and female. Just accept your new gender; its that simple. Anymore odd questions?"
What if, something like that ever happened?