Don't have a story to add this to so I'm posting it on its own

*crackle of school PA systems* *distressed heavy breathing*
>"Can anyone hear me? This is M-Miss Smith, the English teacher. I don't know what's happening but- mmmh..."
*stretch* *pop*
>"...but the entire female body is... growing bigger. Something has spread across the school, infecting both the students, and the teachers... and me. If anyone is experiencing or displaying signs of light-headedness, wooziness, sensitivity to phfuhh, physical contact or other feelings in certain... areas. Please, hah- ahh!"
*loud rip*
>"Please, distance yourself to avoid infecting others. Find somewhere out in the open, away from the school a-and, and try to stay calm. I'm going to try and make a break for the football field. I don't know how much longer I can hold it in until then but- hughhh noo!"
*more pops followed by loud tear and snap*
>"Mmf! Ughh, hahh- have to go! To anyone infected, p-please, try to control yourselves! Don't give in no- no matter how good it ffffffeels!"
*more popping and ripping sounds. Audible moans growing louder before the PA system crackles off*