>>11365286
Granted, this is more-or-less the new template for your body. You are positively enormous, to the point that you would be incapable of moving on your own if it wasn't for your magic boon. Yes, you do have two cocks, not just one; and they're paired up with a quad of gigantic balls that drag on the ground as you waddle around. You are constantly covered in sweat, grime and general slobbery, plus probably a tanker ship of musk.

Remember that I mentioned a magic boon? Well, it basically bends reality in order to ensure that you keep "existing to fuck, suck, twerk and slut around", as you asked. For example, your body would normally require ginormous amounts of food to function, but thanks to your innate magic, you can survive indefinitely without having to eat, drink or breathe. You can waddle around... slowly... but with inexaustible stamina. And if you must fuck someone, suck someone off, twerk or generally act slutty in front of others? Your ability to move might temporarily increase to allow you to accomplish the desired action. Hell, you could even dance just fine! ...But when the song ends, it's back to being a barely-movable flesh couch.
Other privileges include (but aren't limited to), let's see... the obligatory porn physics package, allowing you to fit your penises in any hole. Likewise, people can fit THEIR dicks into any of your holes... Although that isn't hard, considering the size of your holes. Or the fact that people can just fuck the folds of your belly, and it'll still feel good for you. Another thing is the fact that your "uncleanliness" - smell included - somehow gets reworked into something perverted and taboo-ishly attractive. You did ask to be slobby, right? But the "good" kind of slob, the kind that still gets some sex.

And before you ask: no, I will not reduce your intelligence, nor will I fill you with mind-numbing lust. I want you fully aware of your new body.