>>11379998
tl;dr, fuck that shit. Just eat nuggies, fish-sticks, sausages or frozen pizza.
Everything comes clearly labeled in the package, you just have to figure out how much to eat of everything.
Easiest diet ever.
A 3 pack of sausages, 300g 300kcal/100g, guess I'll eat 2 packs in a day *shrug*
Nuggies 170kcal/100g, guess I'll eat a kilo *shrugs*