>your first date
>your first time
>your wedding night
>every other time you do it together (dangerous when in heat)
>when she gets pregnancy cravings (dangerous)
>when you shower together
>when the kids are staying with friends over the weekend
>when she goes out with her pred friends (kinda dangerous)
>when you don't do your part of the housework
>when dinner isn't done fast enough
>when you want to save on ticket prices
>when she sneaks up behind you and whispers "run"