Seriously, why are people so easily impressed by dumb shit like a watch that can count your steps and monitor your heart rate? WTF do you even need it for? Can't you feel your own pulse? Don't you know if you've had a good night's sleep? Why would you want a shitty watch that needs to be recharged all of the time when you could have one that runs for years on a coin battery?

Why the fuck are you all so vain and feel the need to keep up with everyone else? That's really all this smart watch bullshit is: jewelry. Except instead of just looking retarded with it you're also giving away your meta data to some company and making life worse for everyone around you.

I don't understand. Most of you are so addicted to your cell phones these days that you can't imagine life without it. You freak out like crack heads if it goes missing for even a few seconds. You shame people that don't want to be tracked and call them crazy. You aren't getting anything important from them and you're trading so much by using it in exchange for nothing.

What are you getting? Weather reports? Just look outside. Need to read on the toilet? Just grab a book. It doesn't need a battery and it won't ruin your eye sight.

Be honest with yourself. Most of you are just using this stuff to look at porn and post shit you should have kept to yourself in the first place. I don't understand people these days I swear. They willingly take pictures of their naked bodies then act shocked when they leak out to the internet. A smart person doesn't take pictures of their dick, tits, pussy or bare ass in the first place. Much less share it over private messaging. Why do you feel the need to buy a wrist screen to pair with the screen you're already looking at all of the time anyway?

I know smart watches are for retards and niggers because those are the only ones I see wearing them. Idiots like cops seem to love them.