>"You know, it's not just about Ashley wanting to… to get all intimate with you," words tumble out in a rush, my voice pitching higher, valley-girl inflection creeping in despite myself, "like, she's been babbling to her friends about craving that backshot bliss, getting filled and bred deep—ugh, what kinda brainrot has you infected her with, turning my sweet girl into some TikTok-obsessed thot chasing trends?"