browsing the linkedin job postings for fully in-office jobs so that i can work in an "open plan office" for forty hours a week and spend significant amounts of the work day surreptitiously staring at the visible panty lines of my 4/10 milf coworkers

if AI kills white collar work, where am i gonna get my panty line fix? this shit is making me fucking anxious bros. i think i'd have to get a job at a library or some other place where women walk around wearing slightly too-tight pants that reveal the exact shape of the underwear they have on underneath