>>29121502
When I was a kid my parents took me to the circus to see this fancy German fairy who was apparently the greatest of all time because he'd only been mauled 17 times.
The show was this tearful send-off. He was retiring and there wouldn't be a replacement because it was now illegal to torture animals for fun.
I spent the whole show wanting the tigers to jump his ass, but unfortunately it looked like they were drugged or something.