Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:39:51 AM
No.29127946
>>29126545
>fall for smart toilet
>install it
>hook it up to wifi for Alexa support
>it works fine
>use it for months
>suddenly find pictures of your asshole all over the internet
>8k quality video of you shitting posted to porn hubs
>turns out it's been secretly recording and posting your shits for scat fetishists and collecting ad money for it's parent company
>it also starts sending you monthly health reports about your poor shit quality in email
>now Alexa knows about your health via shit analysis
>you are now a famous porn star thanks to the toilet
>get pissed, try to sue
>find out it was all in the fine print you didn't read
>no legal recourse
>fall for smart toilet
>install it
>hook it up to wifi for Alexa support
>it works fine
>use it for months
>suddenly find pictures of your asshole all over the internet
>8k quality video of you shitting posted to porn hubs
>turns out it's been secretly recording and posting your shits for scat fetishists and collecting ad money for it's parent company
>it also starts sending you monthly health reports about your poor shit quality in email
>now Alexa knows about your health via shit analysis
>you are now a famous porn star thanks to the toilet
>get pissed, try to sue
>find out it was all in the fine print you didn't read
>no legal recourse