I had two chicks blow me at once, and a threesome one time. I’ll tell the threesome story.

I was home on leave, and ran into some chick I used to know at the bar. Some dude was hitting on her, and she wasn’t into it so she came over and asked to pretend to be my girlfriend. We talked, and said “we should kiss so it looks real”. We made out a little bit at the bar and then her friend comes over and they’re giggling and talking. There was a thought in my head that they wanted to have a threesome, but it didn’t click right away.

We leave the bar and go back to chick #1’s apartment. We get there, and have a few drinks, me and girl #1 make out a little more and her friend goes upstairs. She tells me to make a few more drinks and meet them upstairs. I know it’s on at that point. I stay downstairs for a minute and hype myself up and mentally prepare. I’m not a fuckin pornstar but I fuck pretty good.

I get upstairs and they’re in bra and panties in bed with a movie playing. We’re laying there, and I say “we didn’t come over here to watch a movie” and make a move on chick #2. I’m making out with her, and I start fingering chick #1’s pussy.

It was on from there. I get both of them naked, and lay them on the bed. I’m a nasty fuck, and love eating pussy. Side by side, I’m eating them out and jerking myself off. Chick #1 said some shit like, “oh you have whiskey dick huh?” That got me diamonds so I fucked her next to her friend while they made out.

It went on for awhile, I was the perfect level of drunk. Back and forth, different positions, chick #1 came a few times.

It was funny cause chick #2 said she’s never had an orgasm, so chick #1 and I made it our mission to get her to cum. we used a vibrator, we ate her out at the same time, chick #1 ate her out while I fucked her. She got close with the vibrator, then it died.

It’s been awhile, maybe an hour/hour and a half. So we give up on chick #2, and I bend over chick #1