Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:33:42 AM
No.29693085
>>29686459
He's making all this up, dude. Like most people on 4Chan.
It's real easy. Watch.
"I've only had a one threesome and it happened while I was still with my girlfriend at the time. I was actually living in her apartment in Portland while working odd jobs, and it was with a girl I met while I was helping with renovations for a house. We got drinks one evening after work and she very explicitly came onto me, but I told her I had a gf, so she simply told me to ask her if she wanted to get involved. One very awkward question later and I found out my ex was very much into the idea of threesomes, as long as I didn't completely lose myself with the other girl (I'm lying because I'm on 4Chan and no one will ever know who I am, so I can get away with it).
So we called her over and surprisingly we had a great time unlike what others will tell you about first time having a threesome, still kinda awkward though. A month later we tried contacting her again but we found out she had moved a week after out little encounter. Bummer."
See? Quick, concise, not too flashy and crazy that you'd start questioning it, even a complete moron like me can do it.
Of course, there are some true stories here and there but trust me...if you were some kinda super-hunky-Marlon-Brando-in-his-prime motherfucker and you got laid 24/7 you'd have better to do than bragging about it on freaking 4Chan. Just my two cents.
He's making all this up, dude. Like most people on 4Chan.
It's real easy. Watch.
"I've only had a one threesome and it happened while I was still with my girlfriend at the time. I was actually living in her apartment in Portland while working odd jobs, and it was with a girl I met while I was helping with renovations for a house. We got drinks one evening after work and she very explicitly came onto me, but I told her I had a gf, so she simply told me to ask her if she wanted to get involved. One very awkward question later and I found out my ex was very much into the idea of threesomes, as long as I didn't completely lose myself with the other girl (I'm lying because I'm on 4Chan and no one will ever know who I am, so I can get away with it).
So we called her over and surprisingly we had a great time unlike what others will tell you about first time having a threesome, still kinda awkward though. A month later we tried contacting her again but we found out she had moved a week after out little encounter. Bummer."
See? Quick, concise, not too flashy and crazy that you'd start questioning it, even a complete moron like me can do it.
Of course, there are some true stories here and there but trust me...if you were some kinda super-hunky-Marlon-Brando-in-his-prime motherfucker and you got laid 24/7 you'd have better to do than bragging about it on freaking 4Chan. Just my two cents.