You guys ever find an AMP setup that just feels too good to be true?

>want to get some manscaping done
>may as well get a massage while I'm naked on a table anyway
>find a russian girl on craigslist
>actually licensed
>actually has professional spa equipment
>actually keeps her studio clean & sanitary
>offers free drinks
>bothers to learn my name
>happy to offer multiple pops per session
>actually makes my junk look nice and gives good massages
>actually cheaper than any other waxing/massage place around me
The only bad part is I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop. Like it's only a matter of time before she doubles her prices or gets deported or something, right?