Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:13:44 PM
No.214006502
8/20/2025, 5:13:44 PM
No.214006502
>>214006272
I mean in the old testament the most solemn way to swear an oath was to grab each other's dicks (platonically ofc) because if you're holding the snipped willy it's like you're holding a sign of the Covenant God made with you, like when Avraham sent his servant out to find a wife for his son.
Source: "And Abraham said to his servant, the oldest of his household, who had charge of all that he had, "Put your hand under my thigh (grab my penis), that I may make you swear by the LORD, the God of heaven and God of the earth, that you will not take a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell, but will go to my country and to my kindred, and take a wife for my son Isaac." (Genesis 24:2-4)
I mean in the old testament the most solemn way to swear an oath was to grab each other's dicks (platonically ofc) because if you're holding the snipped willy it's like you're holding a sign of the Covenant God made with you, like when Avraham sent his servant out to find a wife for his son.
Source: "And Abraham said to his servant, the oldest of his household, who had charge of all that he had, "Put your hand under my thigh (grab my penis), that I may make you swear by the LORD, the God of heaven and God of the earth, that you will not take a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell, but will go to my country and to my kindred, and take a wife for my son Isaac." (Genesis 24:2-4)