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Truer words have never been spoken
>Be opfor
>Establish ambush where road exits a field in the corner for a five vehicle convoy
>An obvious L shaped ambush and choke point
>First hmmwv triggers our little IED thing and gets blasted with flour
>Vehicle radiod dead
>They start blasting at nothing
>We stay in cover
>They dismount
>We throw a fuck ton of smoke
>The wind is in our favor
>Theyre gassed out and visibility was already poor from the dust
>Send in Pvt Retard with notional suicide vest
>Vehicle 3 radiod dead
>Hear their team leader crying about it
>Retards just sit there and dump ammo
>Vehicle five stops shooting
>We run up on vehicle five
>Kill them with all their ammo depleted
>Steal their HMMWV
>The ugly bitch from supply is still in the back
>We have a hostage
Long story short we made them listen to radio chatter of us refusing to rape her because she is too ugly, tied a shirt with a Jolly Roger drawn on it to the antenna, did donuts outside the fob, and turned it into a VBIED that we later blew up their fob with. Good times.