Anonymous
10/29/2025, 5:40:20 PM
No.64457327
Enlisting at 18 is way better than college. Imagine spending 3 years at college and you can’t even legally drink a beer.
Currently dorm living (mistake, should have got an apartment) and GI Billing it. I’m absolutely slamming freshman puss. I’m the only dude on my floor with a beard and can buy alcohol. I just tell some sorority bitch that I got a pack of Smirnoff Ice in my room, and within 30 minutes, I’m getting my dick sucked.
Seriously though, I don’t see why everyone doesn’t enlist considering how gay and retarded college is for most young dudes. I think most guys imagine college is gonna be like Project X, and then they realize that nobody wants to invite some scrawny, baby-faced 18 year old to their Halloween party full of titties.
Currently dorm living (mistake, should have got an apartment) and GI Billing it. I’m absolutely slamming freshman puss. I’m the only dude on my floor with a beard and can buy alcohol. I just tell some sorority bitch that I got a pack of Smirnoff Ice in my room, and within 30 minutes, I’m getting my dick sucked.
Seriously though, I don’t see why everyone doesn’t enlist considering how gay and retarded college is for most young dudes. I think most guys imagine college is gonna be like Project X, and then they realize that nobody wants to invite some scrawny, baby-faced 18 year old to their Halloween party full of titties.