Enlisting at 18 is way better than college. Imagine spending 3 years at college and you can’t even legally drink a beer.

Currently dorm living (mistake, should have got an apartment) and GI Billing it. I’m absolutely slamming freshman puss. I’m the only dude on my floor with a beard and can buy alcohol. I just tell some sorority bitch that I got a pack of Smirnoff Ice in my room, and within 30 minutes, I’m getting my dick sucked.

Seriously though, I don’t see why everyone doesn’t enlist considering how gay and retarded college is for most young dudes. I think most guys imagine college is gonna be like Project X, and then they realize that nobody wants to invite some scrawny, baby-faced 18 year old to their Halloween party full of titties.