*ahem*
DEAR /K/OMRADES OF THE INDEPENDEN STATE OF FLOORS 795 TO 807. THIS IS YOUR /K/OMMISSARIAT SPEAKING. WE HAVE REPORTS OF A SO-CALLED "GIRL" AMONG US. A REAL BIO-THOT. IF FOUND DO NOT APPROACH AS YOU MAY BE IN DANGER OF CONTRACTING "CUTIES". KEEP YOUR DISTANCE AND INFORM US IMMEDIATELY.
that is all.