>>64459699
It is Halloween today. Here's a story for you.
>be me, innawoods camping.
>crappy marshlands, so trees are scummy, also it's cold and wet out all the time.
>camp us all set up, do the usual.
>get firewood.
>get tent set up.
>read, bushcraft, shoot some guns.
>night time hits.
>go to bed.
>hear what sounds like leaves rustling all around me for like 20 minutes.
>tired of the noise and cant sleep, so I burst out of the tent with flashlight and handgun.
>look around and spot them.
>a couple of ground squirrels(?) jumping like a bunch of mad cunts in the leaves.
>attacking eachother, throwing eachother into the trunks of trees.
>all while tearing up the forest floor.
>laugh harder than I ever thought possible.

Man you really had to be there to see it. I was worried at first. Like I thought I was being fucked with or stalked. But na. It was a couple of nutty, varmint assholes wrestling eachother in the dead of night.