"Shut up you fat cunt, Trump is going to deport you" I said to the fat Mexican girl.

"Your grandfather was a faggot," said a voice from behind me just then, and I turned to see my grandfather's old buddy from the war. "And it looks like his grandson is a faggot too. Why don't you shove that zippo up your faggot ass so that the next time you let out one of your revolting princess farts it will ignite, and you will just explode into pieces, just like your faggot grandfather did back in the war when I pushed him onto that landmine."

And then he dabbed on me.