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>There is nothing more kind than death, Anon... I may be dead now, but my heart is still glowing warm with the light of kindness, Anon, and I'll share that ebbing warmth with you as we embrace together in the cold darkness of the grave, joining our souls for all eternity... If you're okay with that, of course.
>Oh. Applejack is coming. Make sure you don't tell her about me, please? I'll come see you later, Anon, when you're asleep...
>Anon! Been looking for ya. Looks like we gots a vampire problem on our hooves. I got some fine whittlin' done and I'm supplyin' everypony with these nice stakes. Apple wood, not ash, so you gotta make sure you stake 'em right in the heart and make sure the stake stays stickin' until we set up the pyre. Dirty work, but somepony's gotta do it. You seen Fluttershy about? I ain't so sure she'll join the huntin', but I ain't seen her in a while and she might be mighty scared.