>Mercedes 190D. Mint "conditions" 70k mi $2000 says ad
>"conditions" huge red flag today, not in 1997 round here
>Car located in city apartment hellhole of an area
>no parking anywhere, find spot 1/3mi away
>use callbox, woman says she'll be right down
>actual midget (not dwarf) greets me, well under 4ft tall
>says she's from venezuela
>car a rot bucket but so cheap i might want driveline
>drives worse than it looks, everything worn out
>probably sat for yrs in a wrecking yard
>was gonna give her shit about her interpretation of mint
>pussied out, she was really hot, minime Olivia Rodrigo
>a fatty would've suffered my wrath
>turn on charm, maybe she's into 6ft blue eyed blonde dudes.
>Nope, nothing.
>part ways and realize i forgot where i parked
>took me 45min to find my car
>masturbate hard once i got home, guess i'm into midgets now
>Part of my spank bank for a good 10yrs