>Not Craigslist but one of those shitty used car lots
>you know, where they clearly buy stock from ghetto area auctions
>brother finds dirt cheap Mercedes s55 amg, 500hp
>pulls up outside my workplace w/ car, wants me to look it over
>dealer threw the keys at him, said they close at 9pm
>Just make certain he returns the car before then
>didn't even ask for his driver's license. White Privilege.
>I take it for a spin, hit 130mph in a 35 zone with crazy ease
>back to work w/ a stupid grin on my face and look it over
>notice one side clearly repainted, doors not sitting right
>center console is dead too
>but then start seeing blood specs/drips all over the interior
>hard pass
>brother returns car after a 155mph blast down I55