>going to sell my 911
>do one of those online things, get an offer for 37k
>sure I guess. A little low but dealer has to make money and I don't want to deal with the fb scum
>take it to the dealer
>they actl like the offer never happened, offer me 32k
>no
>list it on fb as the cheapest running and driving clean title 911 of its generation in the USA, asking 42k
>get what feels like a hundred lowball offers, 32/35k
>finally get a real buyer
>offers me 40k
>sounds good
>I take him for a test drive, he pays me half, I let him drive, he pays the rest cash
>everyone walks away happy