Women don't understand this and neither do 50% of men but she would be a goddess if she weren't a creepy, crusty post millennia baby that is all too aware of her station and power. Imagine if she was genuinely sweet and wanted to nerd out to you about what tomato plants she wanted this year. She would be adorable. But really, she is just another whore of Babylon, with hot chip breath and a particularly bad case of bovine eyes.