>>508718812
Let me borrow some money. I won't spend it, I will only invest in
S&P500 index fund and I will move to southeast Asia and live frugally off the interest, and I will continue working and running my business until I double your money and pay you back. You can trust me, I'm white. I'm cool with whatever amount you're willing to invest to lift up a fellow anon, I won't blow it on dumb shit.