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>5000 BC: “Painting on cave walls is sacred. Carving idols? That’s not real art.”
>500 BC: “Pigments from minerals? That’s cheating. Real artists use ash and blood.”
>30 BC: “Naturalism? You mean copying nature like a coward?”
>300 AD: “Frescoes in churches? That’s art for sheep.”
>900 AD: “Mixing egg yolk with pigment? You might as well worship Satan.”
>1200 AD: “Canvas? Sounds like something invented by a Venetian pervert.”
>1500 AD: “Oil painting isn’t real painting. It’s just hiding mistakes with layers.”
>1700 AD: “Neoclassicism? Pretending to be Greek is cringe.”
>1800 AD: “Impressionism is for people with cataracts. Monet is a fraud.”
>1900 AD: “Picasso just draws deformed people. My toddler could do that.”
>2000 AD: “AI can’t make real art.”