>went to bed
>couldn't sleep
>got bored
>had a sudden urge to wank
>didn't prepare with tissues
>just laid on my back and tugged it to completion,
>sprayed watery greasy spaff all over myself
>just laid there in my own filth for the next 5-10 mins
>rubbed the juice into my skin
>got up, had a fag and turned my comp on

how do lads? how do?