>>508749386
Oh wow, Mr. “I’m 5’3 and I banged girls from 5’2 to 6’0” — what a legend, the ultimate manlette king. Look, if you think dropping your height every five seconds makes you the dating guru of the century, keep dreaming, champ. Sure, women might “look beyond” your stature if you make them laugh or care, but let’s be real, you’re just desperately trying to convince yourself you’re not the human equivalent of a fun-sized candy bar. And yeah, their friends might roast you, but maybe that’s because they’re just being honest while you’re out here flexing like you solved the dating game. Keep clutching that “manlette” badge, it suits you.