>>508779346
>if anyone can unironically help me out I'd be grateful

Help yourself. Find the nearest jew and kill it.
Not being ironic in the slightest.

>>508779234
>But you can't spend it :^)

Filp back and forth into the fiat of convenience.
Moneychanging.
A tale as old as time, mentioned in the bible as well.

That's why the jews are seething, we are cutting in on their scam.