>OY LOOKIT I'M BRITISH!
>I'M FROM NORTHHAMPTONSHIREVILLAGEBRIDGETOWNEROAD!
>MY NAME IS OLIVER JAMESON BENNET THE THIRD!
>I LOVE TO EAT BOILED FOOD!
>I LOVE MY PEDOPHILE ROYALS AND DJS!
>MY KING LITERALLY MURDERED HIS WIFE IN PUBLIC!
>SOMETIMES IN MY COUNTRY YOU GET KILLED FOR ROOTING ON THE WRONG SPORTSBALL TEEM!
>I HAD SO MUCH RUBBISH TODAY I REQUIRED A BUGGY TO TAKE IT TO THE BIN!
>MY NATIONAL DELICACY IS FRIED FISH AND TATERS!
>THE ONLY REASON TO VISIT MY COUNTRY IS TO GO TO A BAR!
>THE ONLY BASED MAN IN MY COUNTRY IS NAMED NIGEL!
>THERE ARE A TOTAL OF FIVE DENTISTS IN MY COUNTRY!
>YOU GO TO JAIL FOR THREE YEARS WHEN YOU MAKE A SHITPOST IN MY COUNTRY!
>I CAUGHT A LORRY TO PICADILLY CIRCUS TO HAVE TEA WITH MY MUM!