>>508800201
>her cooking is inedible?
If thats as bad as it gets be grateful. Wait until she divorce rapes you, steals all your shit, tells everyone you know that you take drugs and beat her and has the police arrest you for something you didn't do; you know, like 90% of married women do. Get yourself some sauces, bacon to add, drink some beers, smile and say thank you cos trust me, you have it okay.