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Steele claiming to have an elite spy ring in Moscow, with direct access to Putin's physical office, and filing cabinet. And then it turns out it was almost as real as your new birth certificate with an X gender. Or maybe he did just burn the most valuable intelligence asset network the CIA can even dream of, just to help Clinton get +2 in the polls. And maybe you were actually born a woman (with a penis for some reason).
Or the other source who claimed to have been given a piece of paper by someone he can't really remember meeting, but that person claims they may have found it somewhere in Moscow and it confirmed that Trump was a Russian spy.
Or the other piece of paper someone else claimed to have accidentally stumbled upon, also somewhere in Moscow (because everyone knows the Kremlin empties their recycling bins by just flinging the contents out of the window onto the sidewalk), which corroborated the first piece of paper by confirming Trump had been running a Russian spy ring for decades.
Or Steele claiming his 'intelligence' was that Putin is worried about Ukraine joining NATO and he likes to criticize American decisions when discussing foreign policy. Wow. What a fucking valuable insight.
Are those examples good enough for you?
>Here is some more fresh intel. I met a guy somewhere, who I can't remember, but he said he was wandering around Moscow at some point in time he can't remember, and he found a piece of paper with the letters T M P U R and P N I T U in the text. And he also told me with (HIGH CONFIDENCE) that he often visits his elite spy ring INSIDE Putin's personal office, because he is friends with the guard, anyway, apparently Putin typically shits sitting down and also doesn't like when it is raining and he needs to walk to his car and raindrops go down the back of his shirt. Based on this intel, we clearly need a new global war with Russia, empty our arsenals, spend hundreds of billions and hire Hunter Biden as our interior decorator.