When I was working at Amazon designing the wage cage, our middle manager, Mr. Jewelman, was complaining about having to go into the "cattle pen" as he called it. Mr. Jewelman was standing at the elevators for roughly 20 minutes and one of my coworkers, Ranjeesh Ratmatat, was coming back from his free lunch in freeway park. Mr. Jewelman started up about the cattle again, and then remarked that a particularly brown cow was wandering over. Ranjeesh overheard this and broke into tears. Our secretary, Ms. Estac Tee, draq queen extraordinaire, came over to comfort Ranjeesh but Ranjeesh pushed him away.

Turns out it was a misunderstanding. Ranjeesh overheard Mr. Jewelman talking about the cattle beneath him that he has to manage, and Ranjeesh realized Mr. Jewelman was talking about him. Ranjeesh had never heard such a compliment in his life and broken down into tears of joy. A cow! He's a cow! Mr. Jewelman sees him as a cow! That was the day Ranjeesh finally became a man, to his people back in India. He is now a legend there and drives a range rover with a "student driver" sticker on it while weaving over the freemont bridge to get freebies at the coop he otherwise refuses to shop at.