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>I would also practice throwing my hammers in the back yard every day, until I can very accurately destroy a watermelon at 20 paces. And then I would throw my hammer at the attackers face.
Guten Tag, my name is Herr Ken

I’m a 27 year old American Kinophile (Expressionist fan for you Auslanders). I film pretentious silent movies on my camera, and spend my days perfecting my shots and playing superior German games. (Gothic, Forklift Simulator, Gothic II)

I train with my hammer every day, this superior weapon can crush clean through watermelon because it is hot forget over two times times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hammer license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Hochdeutsch and Plautdietsch, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their Grundgesetz code, which I follow 100%

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Berlin to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a manufacturing engineer for Mercedez-Benz, or a forklift operator!

I own several sets of lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I avoid small talk with my elders and seniors and arrive on time as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage keep up.

Wish me luck in Germany!