While you pathetic NEETs were playing video games in your mom's basement, I got my Bachelor's in Psych and Master's in HR, then got out of the boring midwest and moved to NYC. Now I have it all: I'm an HR VP at a major Media firm, my own apartment in the East Village (the most vibrant and walkable neighborhoods in the country). I have an exciting social life, endless happy hours sipping cosmos with the girls while we flirt without being tied down to any one guy, I can vacation to cool places without the burden of family and kids (and meet plenty of hot guys!). There are no redneck losers or midwestern bumpkins around here, and I can live as I was meant to be: as an afluent white female urban LIBERAL while you losers complain about women on the internet.