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>be me at the urinal
>see VmmdVuon next to me taking a peek at my deal
>a passing glance would be one thing, but he's lingering too much. mf is staring at my shit like they went to high-school together in the mid 00's
>even worse he's drooling
>not even a drool of desire, but i think he might have some kind of mental disability or cognitive impairment
>wait til we get 20 feet from the restrooms and blast the back of his misshapen skull with my cherished pistol
>as i stand over his smelly corpse asking him "is that freedom enough for ya?" surrounded by americans asking what happened
>"pervert was trying to use the women's washroom"
>get applauded by a room full of retards for shooting first and not asking any questions
>GUN! GUN! GUN! they all cheer is i'm carried across their shoulders into the sunset

Nevermind you've convinced me, that does sound like paradise