Man, being a jeet must be mindbreaking.
>wake up in glorious new dheli to sounds of honking and cows mooing
>shit, i have diarrhea again
>put ass outside window
> shart too hard
>shart hits sacred cow
>this brings my karma back to 0
>fugg
>condemned to be a jeet again in my next life
>wipe ass with hand
>its the same colour as me anyway so nobody can tell
>worship 3 headed elephant god
>leave house to go work on scamming call center
>pick up some idlis sambal shitslop on the way
>fuck, shouldnt have eaten here
>the owner wipes his ass with his hand before making food
>doesnt even wipe it on his pants afterwards like a normal person
>maybe his gut biome can fix my diarrhea
>lord ganesh works in misterious ways
>on train to work
>need to shit again
>shart outside moving train
>it hits another jeet that was sharting on the train tracks
>my train was redeeming at a needful velocity
>other jeet didnt see me, thought it was a cow
>as everyone knows, cow shit is sacred
>he starts eating it
>praise vishnu, the cicle of life continues
>arrive at scam center
>scam elderly women all day
>leave work, step on dead children, trash and shit on the way to train
>take train back, no need to shart this time, i sharted at the company toilet today
>See the jeet I sharted on earlier
>he got killed by a train
>praise the juggernaut!
>leave train
>head home
>turn to a lesser known street
>oh nice, its the rape street
>maybe I can get bobs and vagene here
>rape elderly poojeeta
>thank shiva for this blessing!
>arrive home
>fuck, need to shit again
>its the 6th time today
>shart window working overtime
>impotent cope on 4chins while sharting
>"white woman love indian men saaaar"
>"super power by 2025 saaar!"
>ok India has been defended, timmy is crying for sure
>lets watch some porn now
>sharting and jerking off is best
>have heart attack from seeing bob
>die while sharting
>immediatly reincarnate to the baby being born under the window
>mfw i just sharted on myself
>praise vishnu!