https://files.catbox.moe/dhvysf.mp3

boy got jeff retard helmet gleamin like chrome
strapped to him like him far from him home
leaves a whine up him a call it doom
one little twig just smash up him gleam

oh jeff piotrowski
storm ridin you know de norm
starlink signal keep him warm
melissa breeze a howl like a beast
but jeff skank from de rustle
Category Five, at least!

garfield de near, pon him heel
de copper cable in a hand, nah miss a deal
him say Jeff slow down, we aint gettin chased
But boy jeff see branch and start himself a race

De rain a drum de mons drown
Jeff out yah say he there last afternoon

oh jeff piotrowski
storm chasin king
helmet locked tight, him special mon
melissa roar but jeffs cry brief
Save me from twigs, and get me more coffee!

garfield mutter Dis man lost him head
But still a trod on with he massa like lead
hurricane wrath not a match for him wit
while jeff a bawl A leaf, garfield, i'm hit!